Thursday, August 20, 2009
confucius and confuse us /3:57 PM
We sat down for a little story from the book of Dr. Seuss for assembly yesterday. Yes, we did indeed. Lol. Our deputy headmaster decided to read us something from it to start off his presentation, which was basically about preparing for the 'A' Levels. Agh. I've always feared these 2 words. I knew I would have to face it sooner or later (sooner I mean). Still, it was funny, for the fact that I felt like I was a primary school kid all over again listening to an adult reading me a story. HAHA.
Lol. This school is really making me laugh out whatever laughing sense I still have in me. A little brainless, but still makes for much fun. LOL.
Mr Ali: "What's the joke, Fiona? Tell me. I want to hear."
Fiona: (laughing uncontrollably) "No, it's ok. Never mind."
Mr Ali: "Why not? If you can tell a Malay the joke, why can't you tell an Indian?"
Mr Kamal: (while marking attendance) "Jian Ying, are you back yet?"
Jian Ying: "Here."
Mr Kamal: "You're back! So how was your waterpolo competition?"
Jian Ying: "Ok lah, we didn't win. We screwed up."
Mr Kamal: "Which countries were you against?"
Jian Ying: "Japan, Kuwait, Qatar..."
Mr Kamal: "Wah, you all lost to Kuwait ah? Those people from the desert can swim better?"
Mr Kamal: "Why do students go to New Zealand to study? What do they study there?"
Fiona: "Farming?"
Sham: "Do you have 'apparition' notes?"
Zhi Wei: "Yea. Oh my god, you sound like you're learning how to do apparition."
Sham: "My friend is a beautiful woman. I'm sure she could sneak the both of us in (to the ice-cream buffet without the coupon for an offer) by flirting or something. I mean, I could do that too but I just don't want to."
-- me laughing hysterically --Sham: "What? I could, you know."
Sham: (referring to Qing Yu's blue contact lenses) "Let me see."
-- looks into Qing Yu's eyes --Sham: "Wow. You're so beautiful I wanna look into your eyes."
And here are a few quotes (i.e. funny quotes) from Confucius. Totally made me laugh my heart out. HAHA.
1. "Man who cuts self while shaving, loses face."
2. "Man who leaps off cliff, jumps to conclusion."
3. "Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient."
4. "He who puts face in fruit drink, gets punch in the nose."
And yes, our GP tutor was pretty bored during the lesson when we were listening to the Chinese rap about Confucius. So this came about:
Gosh, my brain cells. Someone save them.
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