Thursday, August 13, 2009
laugh out loud /4:29 PM
My brain cells are dying from all the nonsensical and not-that-intellectual dialogues. Someone save me.
LOL.
Ms Chuah: "So, Jun Ming, who are you going to copy the (Economics) notes from? Or rather, who are you going to photocopy from?"
Jun Ming: "I think either Daniel or
Zhi He."
Ms Chuah: (in disbelief) "
Haiz. I only have one word for you. The word begins with 'L'."
Katrina: (immediately) "Loser."
Ms Chuah: "No, not 'loser'."
Katrina: "But it begins with 'L'."
Joanne: "Lazy."
Ms Chuah: "No, not 'lazy'. It's a 5-letter word beginning with 'L'."
Joanne: "Lousy."
Ms Chuah: "No. It's a word that is both a noun and a verb."
Nabilah: "Lamer."
Ms Chuah: "No
lah, 'lamer' is not a verb."
Fiona: "
Laoya (which means lousy in dialect)."
-- class erupts into laughter --Ms Chuah: "No
lah, the word is 'leech'."
-- class sinks into anti-climax --Yu Xin: (offers Pei Khee) "Do you want sandwich?"
Xin Ran: "No
lah, she doesn't eat inferior food."
-- Pei Khee erupts into laughter thinking that Xin Ran said she herself doesn't eat inferior food ---- Yu Xin is confused --Yu Xin: "Pei
Khee, why are you laughing?
Xin Ran was referring to you."
-- Pei Khee has nothing to say and Yu Xin and Xin Ran end up being the ones laughing --Mr Kamal: "Who did not do their
DRQ for homework? Please raise your hand and smile at me."
Mr Kamal: "How can breastfeeding reduce total fertility rates?"
Felicia: (not answering the question at all) "Breastfeeding can burn calories! They help you to lose weight."
Mr Kamal: "
Ok. So how can breastfeeding reduce total fertility rates, not weight?"
Mr Kamal: "So what happens when a woman breastfeeds?"
Felicia: "The man wants it too."
-- class erupts into laughter --Mr Kamal: "Who do you turn to when the man won't put it (condom as a contraceptive method) on?"
Zhi He: "
Ghostbusters!"
-- class erupts into laughter again --Mr Kamal: "So condom is a method of contraception. So what other methods of contraception are there?"
Felicia: "The permanent one
(she meant the permanent contraceptive methods like sterilization)."
Mr Kamal: "
Wahh, permanent one
(referring to the condom) ahh? Like the 24-carat one made of gold?"
-- class erupts into never-ending laughter --
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