Monday, August 17, 2009
this is why you should never listen in on conversations on the bus /2:14 PM
OMG I swear I was merely spacing out like I normally do on the bus on
friday, and these 3 girls decided to sit in front of me. Bad decision, 'cos whatever they talked about from that point of time totally made me laugh my ass off. Of course, I could burst out laughing all of a sudden, as I 'accidentally' listened in on their conversation while spacing out. I was almost dying trying to control my laughter inside. I was FOAMING I tell you. Gosh. It's a bit R-rated though.
Girl #1: "Why Jacqueline's eyes so small
sia?"
Girl #2: "
Aiyah, dunno lei. Her eyes never open wan can. I opened my eyes when I was 6 months old already. She's 13 years and still hasn't opened her eyes."
Girl #3: "
Ehh, her boobs damn big also can."
Girl #2: "
Aiyah, whatever
lah. I don't like big."
Girl #3: "But big is good what."
Girl #2: "Nah, I don't like."
Girl #1: "
Ehh, then how she do
NAPFA ahh? What if her boobs were the circumference of the field? Then she'll be dragging all the way."
Girl #2: "
Waseh, she not tired
meh?"
Girl #3: "Ya, then when she enter the door, she will get stuck also."
Girl #1: "
Ehh, like that then how she sleep?"
Girl #2: "Easy. Every night before she sleeps, she just cuts her boobs. So she can fit on the bed."
Girl #1: "
Wahh, like that then how?"
Girl #2: "Ya
lor, then everyday she come to school don't have boobs wan. Just blood."
Is this the kind of conversation people have nowadays? GOSH. I seriously foamed and laughed at all the ridiculous stuff they said. And did they happen to realize that they were on the bus? I happened to look around, and sadly enough, everyone else was sleeping. And pardon the bad usage of the English language. I would prefer to put into my archive the true extent of that senseless but hilarious conversation.
Why is everything acting so funny these days?
Lol.
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